YOU JUST DO YOUR BEST, GANEESHA DO THE REST

Lord oh lord. We loove drama. Drama loove we.
We`re now in Udaipur, the fairytale city of palaces and illegal consumption of alchohol. We`ve been living in the hotel of Mr. Hanuman. And eating and hanging out at Mr. Vicky`s restaurant. What we didn`t know was that they are enemies. uuuaaaaa! Both sides have found out that we`ve been mixing with their enemies, and now we`re in the middle of their childish drama. But we are just chilling, with the other back packers. FEELS GOOD!
The other day, we went drinking with Mr. Vicky and his friend BlackFaceLongBeard and four other back packers. To get to the deserted temple in which we were gonna drink, we had to walk past Mr. Hanuman and his hotel. He was not hiding his disapproval of BlackFaceLongBeard and Mr.Vicky, but let us go with a warning "Be careful! They are the biggest players in town. If they see tourist girls they run after them".
We went anyway, and had a good time hanging out. Then (bapapabam) the police suddenly surrounded our little, cute hippie circle. They were obvously angry and talked angrily to Mr. Vicky and BlackFaceLongBeard in hindu. Then they arrested them, and left us travellers. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BlackFaceLongBeard then called us, warned us to leave the scene and get rid of the alcohol.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
We left. Three police cars were carefully watching and scaring us as we left.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

We`re having a very funny and fashionable day.
We`ll be back with Andrea`s amazing make over. It`s truly amazing

now it`s open for everyone to comment. yes honey we`re so excited, sweating like we`re wearing your fat mother. oh that`s hot. oh that`s tremendous. oh

HELLO! DO YOU LIKE EYEBROWS AND HAIRCUTS? HELLO!

Hello hello, what`s in in India? SHIRTS. In many colours. For for the men of course. We especially like these four Bombayans on the Juhu beach in Bombay. Women seem to like saris.

















After rumbling our way away from Bombay, we hooked up with some old friends at the beach. Don`t we all look great? The beach fashion is laid back. So are we. We`ve spent our days at the Ganpatipule beach signing autographs and modeling for Indians who find white chicks very in.










We haven`t been away for that long, but already a lot has happened. Andrea has been suffering from puking, diarrhea, week stomach that simply can`t stand all that tikka. Mira has gotten a rash, an ear infection and has fallen in, and out of love with a beautiful Indian waiter.

We swam with huge crabs the other day. They were the size of our beloved Sahrish. In Ganpatipule, we`ve been chilling like no one knew possible. Long walks on the perfect beach, playfully throwing ourselves against the waves, beers in the sunset, sand in our cracks and joy in our eyes.

This morning we left the beach, now we`re in a chilled little town for the night. Tomorrow we`ll start a long jouney up to Rajastan, starting with some days in Jaipur.

What do you think about the Indian fashion?

BOLLYWOOD STARSPOTTING

I Mumbai, her hvor 55% lever i slummen har vi drukket paa regninga til de 50 menneskene som tilhorer (faktisk) den saakalte party-eliten. Vi har festet med Bollywoodstjerner som daglig er paa landets forstesider, og Indias Top Model og hennes allrighte franske kjareste. Ellers har vi sikret oss gratis rom i et palass i Jaipur, og en modell til aa vise aoss rundt i New Dehli. Kort sagt har vi ikke mott noen egentlige interessante mennesker, men de er veldig pene aa se paa. Vi har desverre ikke bilder, men for aa gjore det enkelt kler de seg omtrent som vi gjorde i aar 2000. Enten er de sent ute, eller veldig tidlig ute med retromoten. Dette skal vi undersoke naermere.

I morges snek vi oss ut fra vaare alkoholiserte, bortskjemte, kokainsniffende, 30-aarige drittunger av noen verter. Naa venter vi paa bussen, stikker til beachen noen dager tidligere enn planlagt.

Vi lover aa komme tilbake med fresh beach-mote, og masse bilder.

MASALA HICKUPS

After one day in India, Andrea already learned how to shit, and puke between her legs at the same time. Unfortunately we don`t have pictures, but we`ll try our best to explain her outfit. She was wearing a lovely peace of vintage clothing on her upper body. The motif was an old Apple logo. On her lower body she wore only a black brief with white seams.