HOLY COW IT'S HOLI FASHION

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LITTLE LONER

We thought that Mira was a popular girl. We were wrong. Six best friends, one grandmother, a handful of aunts and uncles ++ all forgot, or just didn't care about, Mira's big 20th birthday.. Even Taj Mahal was closed on her big day. We celebrated with a fat hotel man who bought her flowers and a cake. Then we acted all tired and went to bed at 9pm. This morning we got up at 5:30 to see the wonderful sunrise at the worlds most fabulous and fashionable monument of love, Taj Mahal.

If you were one of the forgetters, don't worry, you're all forgiven! No hard feelings. HAHA

CHICKS ON SPEED

That's right! You heard us! Buy us some leather pants and we'll be speeding YOUR bike next!

Neither of us have ever driven anything with a motor before. The other day we decided that Indian roads and Indian traffic would be the perfect place to start! Responsible as we are, we rented helmets with our retro dinosaur scooters.
We put our asses into it, and hell yeah, we LOVED it! mmmhm

Mira crashed into a fruit kiosk in extreme speed. It was totally hilarious, Andrea simply couldn't stop laughing. Mira laughed as well, so did all the spectators. And people, no need to worry, the local doctor fixed her in a minute!

After a sweet day on the bikes, we hurried of to the local swimming pool. Andrea picked the lucky straw and got to use the fabulous India Cricket cap.

Now we're even more tanned and sexy. If that's not high fashion, we don't know what is!

By the way, this is all in Pushkar, hippieville.

DA DA DA DA DA CAMEL SAFARI

Yes yes boys and girls! We've done it again, we've rocked the desert with some haute couture. A grr. Have you ever seen Prada on a camel maybe?? Nohohoo.. Don't think so.

We spent two days and one night in samsam desert. We were so close to the Pakistani border that the time on our watches CHANGED!!!!!!!!! We learned to slap chapati into the right shape, and enjoyed some nice meals prepared for us by the locals.

We rode until our asses got sore, and except for a Indian hard-on in the back on the camel, it was such a successful safari!

Andrea rode a very horny camel called Raju. She constantly had to slap him for trying to lick all the other camels in the ass.
Mira rode a very ugly camel called John. He was very nice.