LOVE AND LINGER ON VICTORIA CRUISE

We've been treating ourselves amongst the retired, beautiful waitresses, amazing mountains, amazing gorges, amazing shows and last, but not least: great SHIPLOCKS! Such a scenery!
It all started when we arrived in the bus that would take us to the cruise two hours late! Out taxi had the drive behind the bus and pull it to the side to get us on it. As we stumbled our way down the bus isle with our skateboard and our basketball we got laughed upon! It turned out that the bus was filled with retired Danish people who had been waiting for us. But they where all laughing, and even though we felt stupid we couldn't help but to laugh, it was such a funny situation!
The week was spent eating insane amounts of delicious food, including fried lotus, which was so good! Much better than french fries! We also saw amazing shows, performed by the beautiful, funny, charming and talented Victoria Cruise crew. We went for many guided trips with our Danish friends, including: The Yellow Mountains, The Ghost City in Feng Du, some villages, WuHan, tombs, Nanjing market and a temple and of course to the huge dam with the huge shiplock!
We also spent hours watching the beautiful scenery from our balcony and went for a little day trip to the beautiful three gorges.
It all ended with a brilliant Cabaret and everyone dancing the Macarena! What a treat!

SHANGHAI MY HEART

It is sooo populare to steal in Shanghai. They stole our pineapple, our vegetable juice and Andrea's pillow! Let us give you a reconstruction of the pillow theft:
Mira and Andrea is entering the dorm after a long drunk evening for Mira, and a long watching Mira being drunk evening for Andrea on antibiotics. They are happy and giggly, but nevertheless ready for bed. A: Wow, it's gonna be soo good to sleep.
M: Umhum.
A: But shit, where's my pillow at?
M: What? Is ya pilla out of ya beeed? Say WHAT?
A: Yes, I wonder where it can be.
M: Shit! The Chinese woman in the bed under you has two pillows! One under her head and one up against the wall. She stole your pillow Andriz!
A: Oh shit. Whatta biatch! What should I do?
M: Ask the bitch to hand it back, bitch!
A: Excuse me lady, may I please get my pillow back?
Chinese woman wakes up.
C: I don't know.
A: You have my pillow, can I please get it back?
C: I don't care.
Mira and Andrea break out in immense laughter, also called laettiz.

Other than that Shanghai was filled with stupid, political, contemporary art and beautiful factories/storage buildings in which they placed their stupid, political, contemporary art. It was also a shopping paradise, even better than stated in The Lonely Planet. Mira changed her style completely and Andrea got back to her hot dykeness.
Such a nice holiday! Enjoy the pics.