SHANGHAI MY HEART

It is sooo populare to steal in Shanghai. They stole our pineapple, our vegetable juice and Andrea's pillow! Let us give you a reconstruction of the pillow theft:
Mira and Andrea is entering the dorm after a long drunk evening for Mira, and a long watching Mira being drunk evening for Andrea on antibiotics. They are happy and giggly, but nevertheless ready for bed. A: Wow, it's gonna be soo good to sleep.
M: Umhum.
A: But shit, where's my pillow at?
M: What? Is ya pilla out of ya beeed? Say WHAT?
A: Yes, I wonder where it can be.
M: Shit! The Chinese woman in the bed under you has two pillows! One under her head and one up against the wall. She stole your pillow Andriz!
A: Oh shit. Whatta biatch! What should I do?
M: Ask the bitch to hand it back, bitch!
A: Excuse me lady, may I please get my pillow back?
Chinese woman wakes up.
C: I don't know.
A: You have my pillow, can I please get it back?
C: I don't care.
Mira and Andrea break out in immense laughter, also called laettiz.

Other than that Shanghai was filled with stupid, political, contemporary art and beautiful factories/storage buildings in which they placed their stupid, political, contemporary art. It was also a shopping paradise, even better than stated in The Lonely Planet. Mira changed her style completely and Andrea got back to her hot dykeness.
Such a nice holiday! Enjoy the pics.